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Tastes

Poppy’s Chocolate Cake

When I was at primary school I had an after school carer who was, for the time, apparently was quite ‘alternative’ – in that she liked lentils and wholemeal ingredients. None of that would be too out of the ordinary nowadays.

Anyway she had this really simple recipe for a chocolate cake that just required putting everything into the one bowl in one go and mixing. It tastes great and is a very easy one for little kids.

1 cup raw sugar
1 cup self raising wholemeal flour
1/2 cup milk
2 eggs
2 tablespoons cocoa
6ozs melted butter
pinch of salt
pinch of baking powder

Heat the oven to 180C. Grease a tin.
Then simply mix all together, bake at 180C for 40-50 minutes.

Ice with melted dark chocolate, serve with double cream and fresh raspberries or strawberries.

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Tastes

Never fail New Zealand pavlova recipe

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Here’s a never fail and very tasty NZ pavlova recipe. Easy enough for children to make but super yum for adults too. Unlike the Aussie variety which ends up being basically a big merengue, the Kiwi version is hard on the outside and soft and fluffy inside.

Ingredients:
6 egg whites
12 tablespoons sugar
2 teaspoons of brown vinegar
Pinch of salt

Preheat oven (see below for gas vs electric) and grease a baking tray.

Mix egg whites in a bowl until fluffy. You will need an electric beater for this! Add pinch of salt and then sugar two tablespoons at a time, mixing thoroughgly between each addition. The mixture should be firm and should have ‘peaks’ when removing the beaters – if it doesn’t form stable peaks then its not mixed enough.

Finally, add the vinegar and give one last mix.

Heap mixture onto baking tray. Don’t flatten it out or spread it thinly. It will naturally form into the right shape.

Gas oven: heat oven to 200C (not fan forced!). Once heated, place pavlova in the oven. Close door and turn the oven immediately to lowest heat (less than 80!). Leave for 90 minutes. Whatever you do, do not open the door.

Electric oven: heat oven to 160C (not fan forced!). Once heated, place pavlova in oven. Close door and keep at 160C for 45 minutes. Turn off oven after 45 minutes but do not open the door! Leave for 45 minutes more.

Open door slowly – don’t let all the hot air rush out.

Let cool.

Garnish with whipped cream, and fruit. Recommended combination being passionfruit, kiwifruit, and raspberries. Under no circumstances go for the bogan pineapple and mango.

If you want to make a larger one just upscale the ingredients. I’ve managed to get a 10 egg one to work, but past that it just gets too ‘eggy’.

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Words

My life as a text adventure – part one: The office

You are in a large room.

There is a desk here. On the desk is a computer with two monitors and a telephone. There are a lot of messy papers nearby.

To the east is an alcove. To the west is a room from which emanates a faint waft of French pop music. To the north is a door.

> Turn on computer

The computer splutters into life and the familiar burble of the “Windows loading” sound comes from a small speaker.

> Wait

After ten minutes the computer is operational.

> Open browser

I’m sorry I don’t understand. Try rephrasing that.

> Start work

I’m sorry I don’t understand. Try rephrasing that.

> Use computer

On the left monitor there is an error message.

> Read message

The message says “You do not have authorisation to perform that function”.

> Use telephone

There is a dial tone on the telephone.

> Dial helpdesk

I’m sorry I don’t understand. Try rephrasing that.

> Pick up computer

The computer is heavy but you struggle and are able to lift it high above your head.

> Throw computer

The computer hurtles across the room before crashing into the south wall. It breaks into a thousand small pieces with an enormous bang.

In the small hole created by the impact of the computer you can see the outline of a keyhole.

> Examine keyhole

There seems to be a secret door here. You peel back the wallpaper to expose the rest of the door.

Drawn by the noise, an IT guy in an ill-fitting suit appears. He looks uncomfortable and stares at his pair of unpolished shoes.

> Open door

The door creaks open revealing a damp passage with uneven steps carved into the stone leading downwards.

The IT guy opens his mouth and says a strange phrase “dev null pipe qwerty syntax error”. He closes his mouth.

> Say Windows

The IT guy shudders.

> Say Ubuntu

The IT guy starts talking at a furious pace and looks distracted, caught up in his own world. This might provide an opportunity to escape without being noticed.

> Down

You go down the stairs and close the door quietly behind you.

It is dark and you cannot see. The dampness is cloying.

> Inventory

You are carrying: an iPhone, a backpack, an oil lamp, a box of matches, and a silver key.

> Use matches

You light a match. Shadows flicker on the damp walls.

> Light lamp

The lamp lights and the shadows recede.

The stairs descend further into the darkness.

> Down

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Sounds

Two bits of music that exist but don’t

Because of Cyclic Defrost (and before that, Frigid) I have often had the chance to hear music well before it got released – people’s early demos, sometimes live shows with new material, sometimes promo stuff.

Of all this enormous farm of potential ear worms there are just two bits of music that I know exist out there on hard drives of the makers and really wish would see the light of day. They continue to bug me all these years later.

Back in the mid 2000s I saw Matthew Curry/Safety Scissors play at Sonar. Part way through his set he played a lovely cover version of New Order’s Age of Consent. It was fantastic and yet as Curry has faded from the release schedules of labels it will probably never appear as anything other than a fantastic ephemeral moment. Even trying to track down a recording of the set at Sonar seems impossible.

The other is a rumoured remix of an unnamed DJ Krush track by Jel from the Anticon stable. I was part of a bunch of people who toured Anticon (well, at the time, Sole, Dose One and Jel) to Australia in 2001. They played a bunch of shows and did some production and rhyming workshops as part of the Sound Summit events. Coming off the back of 9/11 the whole tour nearly didn’t happen as they were stranded on the East Coast when they were supposed to be boarding planes to fly to Australia. But happen it did. In one of the many frantic phone calls between Sydney and the USA, this remix was mentioned and played down the phone line. It probably exists on a DAT or hard drive somewhere gathering dust.

No doubt if I heard them again they wouldn’t be as good as I remember.

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Words

Small stories

Last week I started up a new blog basically to allow me to write about children’s books and vent my frustration at some of the worst around whilst recommending those that I’ve enjoyed reading.

Go and have a read of Small Stories.

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Tastes

Best choo chee in Sydney

image1422343401.jpgI have been going to Tum Thai in Randwick for nearly 15 years. Their Choo Chee Tofu is the best in Sydney.

Mobile Blogging from here.
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Sounds

Another use for Shazam on the iPhone

Audio fingerprinting tool Shazam is one of those auto-magical things that impresses pretty much anyone who sees it working on an iPhone (although it is available on other devices albeit at a cost).

Usually you’d use it to identify music playing in cafes, bars and clubs, or on the radio. But given that most of the music I actually want to find out more about isn’t often what is playing in these sorts of venues (the occasional earworm excepted), I’ve not really had much use for it in a day-to-day setting.

(Side note – when I was playing a set at the recent Optimo gig in Sydney I noticed the girl working the sound desk at the Oxford Art factory continuously loading a Shazam-equivalent on her mobile phone to try to identify what they and others were playing!)

However . . . I’ve been watching a fair few TV series recently, catching up with stuff I should have seen whilst otherwise engaged in parental duties, and the the best use of Shazam is to find out the details of songs featured in soundtracks. For example, the UK teen series Skins is notable mostly for its eclectic musical choices but the DVD releases feature different music to the broadcast versions as a result of bizarre rights issues that I can’t quite fathom. And like most TV series you can forget about getting the music listed in the credits – but with Shazam even a 10 second clip of sound used to set the mood of a scene can be identified pretty reliably.

Now if there was a similar tool for quickly identifying sample sources . . . .

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Miscellany

Stop Telstra White Pages and Yellow Pages phone book deliveries

OK so you’ve just got dumped with new phone books that are going to go straight into the recycling.

What a waste.

Surely there has to be a way to stop them?

Well, there is, but Telstra should plaster it all over their websites and their online directory search.

Courtesy of Buy Organic, I found this information buried on the Sensis site.

Print Directory Opt-out

You can choose not to receive specific Sensis directory print products by calling 1800 810 211, or emailing bookdelivery@sensis.com.au

Tell all your friends. Now.

(Yes, I know the delivery process employs manual labourers but I thought that the whole point of this economic reshuffle is the refocussing our economy on things we actually need and want . . . )

(Yes, I also know that the phone books are handy if Teh Internets is down but I’ll take a punt on that)

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Ideas Sounds

Lego music

Well, everyone is sending this little YouTube mashup around at the moment – DJ Earworm’s mashup of the top 25 US Billboard charts of 2008.

If anything it is a good example of the “Legofication” of pop music (see Riffmarket’s argumentative takedown of Girl Talk).

From the Riffmarket piece –

Can a process truly be called “repurposing” or “recontextualizing” when Repurpose and Recontext is built into the content’s genetic code? When it’s all part of the master plan? Disco and funk producers didn’t intend for their drum breaks to become the stuff of rap samples — yet with Girl Talk compositions, one wonders how much of Gillis’s ease is a testament to his technical prowess, and how much is just an articulation of the fact that pop music has become increasingly standardized, its parts more or less interchangeable. All major rap singles, for instance, come with an instrumental and a vocal a cappella; the verses are mostly all the same length, about 16 bars; the choruses are all more of less the same length of time too. It is understood within the architecture of pop and hip-hop music these days that the song is waiting, begging even, to be mashed up.

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Sights Sounds

Mapping album cover art

What a great idea.

A collaborative map of album cover art!

I never knew a Duran Duran album cover used the State Library of NSW!

(via Hardformat)